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[tsarshunyou]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP -- okay, near the lake -- there is a table set up with a rather large sign that reads:

FAMILY THERAPY~ ♥

Did your father's family push you away at birth? Have you been emotionally neglected by your psychotic mother for a needy sibling? Have you ever planned or been an accessory to patricide, or have you been accused of fratricide

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[flashfaberge]

This is all your fault..!

[tsarshunyou]

I wasn't the one who was bringing up the possibility of something like this happening constantly.

[flashfaberge]

Oh, shut up, if you never showed up, the aliens wouldn't have thought this was funny!

[tsarshunyou]

The aliens?

[flashfaberge]

They're the people running this camp, Alfred told me.

[tsarshunyou]

. . .

[flashfaberge]

It's true! They're experimenting on people here!

[tsarshunyou]

Aliens are experimenting on people here.

[flashfaberge]

I'm not lying! I got caught in a really bad experiment a while ago, too..! Though I bet that to a villain like you it would seem funny.

[tsarshunyou]

Anyone would think you were exagerating. That aside, there have been other explanations that seem more plausible. Hmm?

[flashfaberge]

They're not plausible at all, they're lying! They're working with the aliens and they're trying to take you to their side.

[tsarshunyou]

Why are you so adamant about this "alien" theory?

[flashfaberge]

Because that's what Alfred told me.

[tsarshunyou]

That only makes it hearsay.

[flashfaberge]

Alfred knows all about Camp! He's America..!

[tsarshunyou]

Despite popular belief - mostly theirs - Americans don't know everything.