ITP: he come to town

[but_a_link]

[From the east comes a long-eared boy in a green tunic (and matching hat)! He has a shiny sword and shield strapped to his back, and he's leading a beautiful brown horse along by her reins.

As the boy comes closer to you -- yes, you! -- he raises a hand to wave pleasantly.]

Excuse me! Can you tell me how to get to Hyrule from here?

((OH RIGHT

Comments

[wellerthanthou]

[waves back]

Hyrule? Is that on Earth?

[but_a_link]

Er, yes... Where else would it be?

[wellerthanthou]

I'm not sure. I'm sorry, though. I don't think I can help you.

[but_a_link]

Ah, thank you anyway. This is strange... I'm sure we can't have traveled that far...

[failingheaven]

I don't think so ... since I've never heard of it, haha.

[looking at your horse]

[but_a_link]

[looks a little stunned] ...Never heard of it? It's one of the oldest kingdoms in the known world!

[failingheaven]

Ah ... I'm sorry. I'm not from around here, you see.

[but_a_link]

Ah, no, that's alright. I was just surprised, that's all. I didn't think I was far enough from Hyrule that people wouldn't know of it.

[puretype]

To where?

[but_a_link]

Hyrule. You... haven't heard of it either?

[puretype]

No. However, I haven't fully explored this camp yet...

[but_a_link]

The kingdom isn't here in the camp, though. It should only be a few days' travel from here...

[but_a_link]

Er, I'm sorry?

[but_a_link]

I'm sorry, have we met? ..."Audience"?

[hoseb4bros]

[Meeps! And hides behind a tree before peering back out]

[but_a_link]

[awwwww] Hello, there. [waves again, unthreateningly]

[hoseb4bros]

[Disappears behind the tree before peeeeeeking out. Ttly staring]

[but_a_link]

[kneeling to your eye level] Is everything alright, miss? I'm not here to hurt anyone, I promise.