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[notmakingout]

[Whereever you are, there appears to be a man following you. He is not, however, being very stealthy about it. When you pause for a moment, he nearly runs into you.]

Whoops! Sorry 'bout that. Fancy meeting you out here! I was, just, y'know - contemplatin'. Takin' in the nature and stuff.

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[abnormalcalm]

You don't expect me to believe that, do you?

[notmakingout]

Why not? I'm bein' the model of sincerity, here.

[abnormalcalm]

I noticed you following me a little while ago.

[notmakingout]

Ya must be mistaken. I'm just wanderin', enjoyin' the sights this wonderful day.

[abnormalcalm]

Not buying it.

[dealingwell]

He is a very poor salesman, ja?

[abnormalcalm]

Salesman?

[dealingwell]

Ah, I am attempting to make a pun, when you say that you're not buying it -- I apologize for not being clear.

[abnormalcalm]

Ohhhh. That one wasn't that bad, to be honest. I'd chalk it up to you catching me off-guard like that.

[dealingwell]

Oh ho, you've very kind.

[abnormalcalm]

[shrugs]

Just honest.

[dealingwell]

That is a kindness in itself, to be sure.

[notmakingout]

Then perhaps I was captivated by the sight of you?

[abnormalcalm]

[siiiiiigh]

Well at least you're owning up to having followed me now.

Thanks but, you're a little old for me. No offense.

[notmakingout]

[sigh as well]

Ain't that always the way. Maybe some day ya'll learn to appreciate my manly charms.

[abnormalcalm]

Yeah, who knows, you might come in handy when I need to interrogate a lady that won't speak up.