[backdated to right after the love fog]

[jyankenpwned]

[As the fog clears and you slowly regain your mental faculties, you may see a small sleek ferret and a scruffy little mutt sitting side by side, amidst two crumpled sets of clothes. The dog is whimpering faintly and has his tail tucked firmly between his legs]

Peppo... I'm really, really, really sorry...