[Line for punching starts here.]

[goodnewscamp]

Good news everyone! I've managed to repair the loopholes in the barrier, with my newest invention... the Barrier Loophole Repairing Machine! Oh yes, it seemed that I made it just in time. Why, just a few minutes longer, and the paradoxes abounding would have caused the barrier to fully deteriorate

Comments

[officialrapier]

But... why?

[goodnewscamp]

Why, what do you mean why?! Don't you know what would occur if the paradoxes had torn it apart?

[officialrapier]

We would all be free to leave.

[goodnewscamp]

Yes.

[emperor_eel]

E-ehhhhhhhhh?!

[goodnewscamp]

[?]

[emperor_eel]

But ... but ... N-now you're trapped here too--!

[goodnewscamp]

..........

..........

Wha?

[butterflybuldge]

Oh? Give me your research notes.

[goodnewscamp]

My what?

[butterflybuldge]

Or any of your data you took to figure out the barrier.

[goodnewscamp]

Ah yes! It came to me in a dream! And then I forgot it in a nightmare.

[get_sometail]

WHY THE HELL'D YOU DO THAT, YOU OLD BASTARD!?!?!?

[goodnewscamp]

Don't you diminish how old I really am with words like that, you little punk!

[get_sometail]

Grr ... I'll show you!

[goodnewscamp]

I don't want what you're selling! Oh... where are the mutated geese when you need them most...

[hikikomoaning]

[...]

[goodnewscamp]

[snore]

[hikikomoaning]

[... tilts his head]

[goodnewscamp]

[Hope that was a noisy headtilt]