[ITP: QUARANTINE WARNING]

[drag_on_lady]

*In the semi-mythic Middle of Camp, there is a cage with a bifauxnen sitting inside it. And she's not happy. Naturally. The straitjacket isn't helping. Neither is the rather stern looking pair of purple gorillas standing guard beside the cage. There is also a rather big sign next to the cage:*

"DANGER: SWINE FLU QUARANTINE"

Dammit! Let me out of here!