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[trolljesus]

[IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP ...no I kid. Somewhere off to the side, where it's less swampy and therefore structurally sound, a cafe just sprang up!  The sign says the Enigma Cafe

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[mai_waifu]

[I'm going to come in the window because that is what I do]

[trolljesus]

The door has a mat to wipe your feet.

[mai_waifu]

Yeah, but that's all the way over there. What are you doing?

[trolljesus]

Finding out if buttered toast always falls butter side down.

[shesawtheworld]

. . . Was this always here?

[trolljesus]

No, it appeared out of nowhere.

[shesawtheworld]

Feh, these newcomers get an awesome cafe out of nowhere while I, Dark Lord Samidare, was forced to toil just to build a rickety little cabin? There's no justice!

[trolljesus]

Maybe you just need to wish harder.

[putyrchinthebox]

[Coming inside]

Chi?

[trolljesus]

Chii?

[putyrchinthebox]

Hello!

[trolljesus]

Hello to you too.

[touched_by_an]

A cafe's got to have good coffee, right?

[trolljesus]

We could find some for you.

[touched_by_an]

I'd appreciate that. It's not expensive, right?

[trolljesus]

Only your immortal soul.

[thispersnickety]

Ah, people wasting food to prove a point. It's almost like I'm at home.

((aw crap gotta go. CONSIDER THIS A PLACEHOLDERRR))

[trolljesus]

It's for science, you could say.

[thispersnickety]

Probability is more like mathematics, I think.

[putyouinthatbox]

I'll find a use for it, though it's hardly fit for consumption.