[In a clearing in the woods there are two bears men an +Anima and an Imagin in
familiar hats with a sign proclaiming "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES"
...except they don't seem to be the best mascots. One has fallen asleep and the other just started a fire. So, what are you doing today?]
((I encourage using for your own purposes as well!
Edit: I have totally gone ADD on this post. Poke me later if you want to pick up.))