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[hero_to_zira]

[No matter where you are, you suddenly hear a loud roar.]

ATTENTION, PITIFUL DENIZENS OF SEEFUD, YOUR NEW KING HAS ARRIVED! YOU MAY BEGIN PAYING YOUR RESPECTS TO HIM NOW.

[If you decide to investigate this announcement, you will see two (2) lions near the center of camp. Do you approach Y/N?]

[[OOC: Scar and Zira's intro post! WARNING: Zira might

Comments

[ascarredlife]

Well. It brought the point across.

[hero_to_zira]

[ogod I'm such a puppy. And I completely missed the sarcasm]

I thought it would be better to...get it out in the open.

[ascarredlife]

I see. Well we can deal with the complaints per individual. In closed quarters.

[hero_to_zira]

That sounds absolutely delightful.

[sstohelit]

Oh, hello. Are you two here about the rabbit problem?

[ascarredlife]

Not quite.

[sstohelit]

Oh. Well!

[winning smile]

I don't suppose I could recruit you to the cause? They're really getting out of hand, I've only been here a few days and I've had to get the poker out twice.

[surreptitiously fingers it]

I mean, they breed like... well, you know. I was just saying we needed to introduce some predators...

[ascarredlife]

I'll... consider it.

[putyrchinthebox]

Big kitty...

How does Chii do that?

[ascarredlife]

Try bowing. That works wonders I hear.

[putyrchinthebox]

Okay!

[Bows]

[ascarredlife]

You catch on rather quickly. I'm impressed.

[weatherfairy]

... talking lions?

[ascarredlife]

Yes. We talk. We also can walk. Or do you require a list?

[weatherfairy]

No. But this is awesome.

[ascarredlife]

Weellll... I can't disagree there.

[fistingheaven]

. . . cats.

[ascarredlife]

We do have a more appropriate technical term.

[fistingheaven]

Kitty cats?

[ascarredlife]

Go on. Maybe you'll get there. Eventually.