ITP: Dinner is served

[andallthefixins]

[You may be enjoying your time in the mess hall (... why would you today anyway?) when suddenly a gorilla badly dressed as a waiter plops a large silver platter in front of you. It removes the cover and you find a man bound and gagged on it with a small card in front of him reading "Hope you enjoy your Turkey dinner

Comments

[made_in_me]

I don't eat this!

[andallthefixins]

[he's thrashing about now]

[made_in_me]

Hey stop moving so much! You will spill tea!!

[andallthefixins]

[do I look like I really care if I spill your tea right now?]

[dummysavant]

Gyabou!

[andallthefixins]

[so are you just going to sit there or help me?]

[dummysavant]

[Option A) Be helpful. Option B) Flail about missing turkey ;o;. CHOOSE Option B/]

Where is Nodame's turkey?!

[andallthefixins]

[SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW HELP ME :|]

[hopeisblind]

Oh! I love turkey!

[TURKEY'S HIP, MEET NUNNALLY'S FORK]

[andallthefixins]

[I WOULD BE CURSING AT YOU IF I COULD SPEAK]

[hopeisblind]

[GOOD THING I'M BLIND AND EVERYBODY IS SPEAKING SO LOUDLY]

[poke, poke]

How strange. It feels a little bit more resistant than usual.

[andallthefixins]

[You should be feeling the piece of meet you're stabbing moving a little bit]

[allmetoyou]

Geh.

[...and after a few seconds of thought, stabs with a fork :)]

[andallthefixins]

[I AM NOT FOOD GODDAMNIT]

[allmetoyou]

Hmm.

[stab stab stab stab]

[andallthefixins]

[what did I do to you to deserve these stabbings?]

[hanatamago]

...

[puts the cover back on]

[andallthefixins]

[OI WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? the cover is rattling now]

[hanatamago]

[fffff he can't ignore that 8( so he'll open the lid again]

Will you behave if I untie you?

[andallthefixins]

[...do I look like I have a choice?]