itp: i hit on your girlfriend.

[string_along]

*Today, there is a boy walking around camp. He is shamelessly hitting on every girl and trap he sees. Occasionally, hitting on several at once.*

Out here, you can see the stars shining so brightly... Yet they all seem so dull in comparison to you.

Comments

[whenurgood2nana]

Has that line ever actually worked? You need better material.

[string_along]

It's a matter of sincerity. Even the oldest, most worn-out line can work, with the hook of sincerity attached.

[whenurgood2nana]

I seriously doubt that.

[string_along]

Then what would you suggest?

[adelicatebloom]

[You were totally expecting this, right]

[string_along]

*I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED PEDOING ON YOU YET D8*

[adelicatebloom]

Urataros!

[string_along]

*Why are all my topped icons turtle-me?*

Agh, Hana-chan... Have you powered up again?

[touchedbyan]

... I'm sorry?

[string_along]

Don't be. Such beauty should never have to apologize.

[touchedbyan]

... you probably have the wrong person.

[string_along]

*I hope you didn't need that personal bubble, because he's reaching to put an arm around your shoulder.*

How could I? Is there anyone who could compare to you?

[ttlygullible]

Ah?

[string_along]

Never before have I seen such a cute girl, especially in such ugly surroundings.

[ttlygullible]

[giggle] There's a lot of cute girls around.

[string_along]

But none who can compare to you.

[thedandymancan]

*watching you strike out and get beaten up by children*

It's like watching a trainwreck, you can't look away...

[string_along]

*oh god my pride.*

The catches here seem to be a bit wiser.

[thedandymancan]

You just need to be a bit more creative, or atleast work on your deliver.

[string_along]

Usually, my bait is enough.