[ITP: Physicals]

[actualrapist]

[maybe you opened a door expecting to find the bathroom, or a bedroom. Or maybe you were admiring the beautiful swampland and suddenly found yourself elsewhere. Whatever it was, you are now standing in a small but clean doctor's office.

It's cool, you're totally safe. Really.]

Please do make yourself comfortable. I will be with you in a minute.

Comments

[shootmycannon]

I don't want to wait!

[actualrapist]

I am very sorry, if I--

[actualrapist]

[wat]

[shootmycannon]

Don't just stare.

[stolemypi]

[... what the hell this isn't my cabin]

[actualrapist]

[ENTER DOCTOR!]

Good afternoon.

[stolemypi]

... Where the hell is this.

[actualrapist]

My office. I have been assigned to perform physical exams to everyone who comes here today.

[necessaryevil]

*have one rather displeased ninja*

This was not my intended destination.

[actualrapist]

Ah, I know. I received a message informing me.

[necessaryevil]

How fortunate for you. I, on the other hand, was not informed.

[actualrapist]

I imagine it is part of this place's sense of humor.

[alwaysuserubber]

Uhoho! A mystery room!

[actualrapist]

Good afternoon.

[alwaysuserubber]

Hi! Do you live here?

[actualrapist]

Oh no, I work here. Or will be working here, as soon as we start.

[hands Luffy a questionnaire and a pen. Average medical questions, name, age, serious illnesses, with bonus special abilities questions at the end |D]

Please do fill this in.

[commander_bitch]

What the hell?

[actualrapist]

Camp-enforced physicals, I believe. Good afternoon.

[commander_bitch]

I think I'll pass.

[actualrapist]

This shouldn't take longer than twenty minutes, but if you want to leave I won't stop you.