itp: nicknames

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[If you look above your head, you might notice some nice, flashing sign above your head. It's your name--or nickname--with something terrible attached. Something terrible like -wooglie woo, -goo, -kins, etc.

Nearby, there's a man with PERCY-WERCY above his head. When he spots you with your fine sign, he walks over.]

Excuse me, but... Is this normal?

(intro for percy! eta: completely braindead. will pick up tomorrow. orz)