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[kingofpawns]

[ A purple and burgundy Harrier Jet from oh, the 22nd Century or so buzzes the camp before it loops around for a second pass. On this pass it comes to a nice little clearing between a few buildings and begins to land

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[asdflkjgh]

[staaaaaring up at you :|a]

[kingofpawns]

[ Sparkle ]

[asdflkjgh]

[takes a step or two back, maintaining safety distance]

Robot.

[kingofpawns]

[ Totally transforming here, with bright sparkly colors of red and white sin the background as he becomes a 40 foot tall robot with a shiny purple Decepticon logo in the center of his chest ]

I am not just a robot!

[outmapped]

[Jet? LFO? Flying thingie?]

[dancemecanique]

Dominic! It totally looks like an LFO, right?

[outmapped]

It does! It reminds me of the upgraded Nirvash...

[dancemecanique]

Maybe whoever owns it will let me borrow it for a while. The simulators are cool, but not like the real thing at all!

[king_of_shell]

*what ho? Is that an awesome flying metal ship thing this lone bandanna-wearing toucan spy...er, spies? This warrants some investigation. Or at least a chance to crap on it.*

[kingofpawns]

[ A bandanna-wearing toucan? He mostly ignores it until it gets close, and if it were so foolish to actually defecate on the Decepticon... well, there'd be multicolored feathers floating down to the ground from the laser mounted to his arm. ]

[in a castle near, near away] 1/2

[king_of_shell]

*PSYCHIC DEATH BACKLASH GET!* -BWARGH! *Bowser loses 10 HP!*

...the heck was that?! *I'ma just plot warp to where my spy just got fried. Because that's a BRILLIANT idea.*

2/2

[king_of_shell]

*and voila! Walking out of thin air (and flames) is a giant (er, for you I guess about knee-high? idk) turtle thing whose mug matches the bird's insignia*

.....whoa! A giant robot! I heard camp had some of these, but I thought they were the goody-two-shoes kind!

[companion_cubed]

*Yeah, the part where you're a Decepticon is a little offputting.*

[kingofpawns]

[ The part where you're an Autobot is completely overlooked because there couldn't be Autobots here, no siree. ]

[companion_cubed]

*think that on over again*

[kingofpawns]

[ ... Though there is something odd niggling at his processor. Like energy signatures that can't really be here. Glancing around now, though really not believing it. ]

[dancemecanique]

[...can I poke it]

[kingofpawns]

[ Feel free as he's not a 40 foot robot that's looking the other way! ]

[dancemecanique]

So cool~! Hey, pilot, are you in there?

[kingofpawns]

[ Turning to face her! ]

Pilot? There's no pilot in here! What do I look like, a space battleship?