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[kafukaesque]

Everyone! Prepare for the elderly!

*has an array of walkers, canes, and wheelchairs set out. There are blankets and bingo cards as well. There's also a table full of fibrous food and fiber supplements*

Keep them happy and keep them regular!

Comments

[sillyrabitricks]

...Fuura what.

[kafukaesque]

They're coming, Rabi-kun~. We have to be prepared.

[kafukaesque]

BE PREPAAAARREEEDDDDD

[kafukaesque]

[healingcock]

I hope I don't count.

[kafukaesque]

Bunny!

[healingcock]

[... hops]

[kafukaesque]

*PICKS UP and pets*

Hello George!

[tasteslikeash]

. . . What the hell, Kafuka?

[kafukaesque]

They're coming, Hayato-kun!

[tasteslikeash]

. . .

You mean counselors?

[kafukaesque]

That's right!

Lots of very special ones!

[hakabana]

What, is there an aging virus coming?

[kafukaesque]

Oh!

Rats!

[hakabana]

Mouse!

[kafukaesque]

Such a nice rat.

[socchan]

Get off my lawn, you damn kids! *shakefist*

[kafukaesque]

[socchan]

*grumble* Back in my day, we had real plagues, not like those wussy plagues now. Suddenly everyone has cat ears? HA! Try zombie hookers on for size! Then you'll really panic.