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[spiritsrfinetoo]

*ITP: A FAT BOOZER CAT IS OFFERING A GANG OF SMALL CHILDREN SOME ALCOHOL

WHAT DO YOU DO?*

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Comments

[stickynoteninja]

[okay what the hell.]

Oi! What the hell are you doing!

[willcute4flower]

[kitty is giving presents. looking over at you confusedly]

[stickynoteninja]

[giving you a good onceover]

You don't look old enough to drink.

[willcute4flower]

[icon]

[stickynoteninja]

... You talk?

[willcute4flower]

[stickynoteninja]

[why does this feel vaguely familiar]

Well, guess it doesn't matter. But that stuff [points to the alcohol] is not something kids should be drinking.

[willcute4flower]

[patting his big knife(still sheathed though)]

[stickynoteninja]

I got no idea what that's got to do with it.

[willcute4flower]

[children don't carry knives, obviously] ...Adult...?

[then nodding at himself]

[stickynoteninja]

[piecing two and two together.]

Okay, I see what you're saying about that, but alcohol's for anyone twenty-one or older. It's a legal thing.

[willcute4flower]

[does not understand this concept.

...did you just upset the kitty?]

[stickynoteninja]

[I did. The kitty was a bad bad kitty and trying to make kids drink.]

[willcute4flower]

[will now growl at you a lot]

[stickynoteninja]

[throws hands up in the air. Not in an act of surrender, but more of an eyeroll-inducing "I wash my hands of thee" moment]

[willcute4flower]

[will go to check on the kitty]