FREE BOB-OMB DAY

[king_of_shell]

[On this ceremonial day something odd is afoot in the state of camp. Namely, everywhere you look there are small, bomb-like things walking around. Some of you may recognize them from your childhood, others may perceive their explosive nature through sight or scent or common sense, but one fact remains clear; there is, at the least, one walking bomb

Comments

[growsintheshade]

Oh my god! If only they didn't explode if I hold them too long!

[king_of_shell]

*Yeah, that does seem like it would be a problem*

[growsintheshade]

[o wait maybe I should get out of the way before they explode at me. GETS BEHIND A BOULDER.]

[king_of_shell]

*MY HEAD ASPLODE.*

[emoclonetype]

...

*picking one up to examine it*

[king_of_shell]

*sup potential owner?*

[emoclonetype]

*though something tells me I don't want to be hanging on to this long... the fact that there's that steadily sizzling fuse, perhaps?*

[king_of_shell]

*No, man, this is totally how they say hello! And goodbye.*

[saphoftehjungle]

*Oooooooooo...*

[king_of_shell]

*A wild BOB-OMB approaches!*

[saphoftehjungle]

*gets up close to but not touching*

Hi there!

[king_of_shell]

*Wild BOB-OMB uses LOCK-ON...er, walks toward you*

[capt_liarpants]

...NOBODY MOVE! DON'T MOVE AT ALL!

[king_of_shell]

*Hey, a loud noise! That sounds interesting.*

[capt_liarpants]

Ack! Don't come near me! I've got a "Can't Be Near Ticking Bombs" disease! *tries to shoo you away*

[king_of_shell]

*Your resistance only makes my-KABOOM*

[jokered]

*Kneels down* You're cute. Are you part of the local wildlife?

[king_of_shell]

*No. We were imported from our glorious Motherland. Now we exist to explode the capitalist dogs of this environ.*

[jokered]

Hmm. *Has turned you over so that your wick is on the ground* Or maybe you're a toy?

[king_of_shell]

*THIS IS BULLCRAP. Tries to kick with stubby little legs*