ITP: INDEPENDENCE DAY! Not the movie, ftr.

[me_fuckyeah]

[In the center of Camp today, there seems to be a barbecue going on! Hotdogs, hamburgers, grilled chicken for the healthy people, and corn for the vegetarians

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[trueneutrality]

Happy birthday.

[me_fuckyeah]

Thanks!

[where's my presents 8D]

[trueneutrality]

...

[there, take a chocolate bar]

[me_fuckyeah]

[... cheeeeeeeap, but at least he can get that off. UNLIKE THE WATCH YOU GAVE.]

Uh... thanks?

[trueneutrality]

You don't have to pretend you like it. I couldn't get anything better, that's all.

[me_fuckyeah]

Will this chocolate do something weird to me?

[trueneutrality]

... It shouldn't.

[me_fuckyeah]

[... the fact that you do not know is worrisome]

Uhh... Where'd you get this from?

[trueneutrality]

I prepared it myself, but as I was lacking most of what is necessary to prepare good chocolate, it may not be as good as I wanted it to be. And since the ingredients came from here, it's possible it'll have a side effect, but I can't be sure.

[me_fuckyeah]

[... well, what better way to find out than to nom it!]

Looks like it was safe!

[trueneutrality]

Good.

[me_fuckyeah]

You should have some cake and stuff!

[trueneutrality]

[I can't say no to free food]

I will take a piece.

[me_fuckyeah]

[... but isn't food free everyday here]

Good! And... try not to scare everyone else.

[trueneutrality]

[it's better if it's offered from another nation. Even if camp's food is still America's food, technically.]

... I'm not scary!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, right now you're not.