[If you're one of those people who like to spend time on their computer, today you're in for a fabulous surprise. No matter what it is you're doing, your screen will suddenly be taken over by spam!]
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See photo for proof!
[ooc: napping! Will pick up later! Oops ended up being busy. No, I didn't nap for two days-- that'll happen some other time maybe. ANYWAY BACK, if anyone wants to pick up, just let me know]