itp the best messhall intro ever

[ainofubuki]

[so maybe you were in the mood for a sandwich today! maybe you just went to get some coffee. but no matter what the reason, as you walk into the messhall on this fine day, you will see a hospital bed parked in the middle of it. and a dead body laying on that.]

[... that's just not right]

((ooc: I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON intro for Mars and

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[cestlarei]

. . . Minako?

[ainofubuki]

[REBOOT FUNCTION ACTIVATED. three... two... ]

[cestlarei]

How did-

. . .

But you're dead.

[ainofubuki]

[Captain Obvious much?]

[immelmahhhnn]

[stares at for a few seconds]

[and then pokes]

[ainofubuki]

[WHAT DID THE CORPSE EVER DO TO YOU]

[immelmahhhnn]

[NOTHING!]

[... but I do have to see if you're not just sleeping]

[ainofubuki]

[no pulse, flouncy face]

[adawningoath]

[...that is not okay]

[or sanitary]

[ainofubuki]

[they are sterile sheets]

[... they were sterile sheets]

[adawningoath]

[sob corpses in the mess hall]

[and it's not even Tuesday]

[ainofubuki]

[I bet you're hankerin' for some soylent green]

[ainofubuki]

[straight up]

[ainofubuki]

[IS STILL DEAD]

[betterthancharm]

[stares at dead body]
[stares at chest]
...hmm. Underage, B-cup at best. Not worth it.

[ainofubuki]

[... thank you for having priorities]

[betterthancharm]

[hey, it's your fault for being dead IN A PUBLIC PLACE]

Should I be doing something, I wonder?

[ainofubuki]

[you could wait another ten seconds?]