itp: what to do when lost

[daddybolical]

[Once upon a time, in a transdimensional summer camp far far away, there was a kind young man who was taking a walk, and got horribly, horribly lost.

Oh yeah, you might notice the naked baby sticking to his back, and if you're spiritually/psychically/anything sensitive, you might also notice it's basically the anti-Christ. The most adorable anti-

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[haunted_pants]

When you get lost you're supposed to make a snow cave to hide in.

[daddybolical]

...

[lolwat]

[haunted_pants]

And if you're really hungry, you can eat shoes!

[daddybolical]

...Shoes.

[minetouse]

Ha, that depends. Where are you?

[daddybolical]

Idiot. If I knew, I wouldn't be lost.

[minetouse]

Even I know where I am and I just arrived. Who's the idiot?

[daddybolical]

...Who the hell're you? Huh?

[timeperiod]

No, I'm afraid it doesn't.

[...baby?] Did you find that by the swamp, I wonder?

[daddybolical]

[holding the baby up by a leg. upside down.]

Haa? Wha, this?

[timeperiod]

I certainly don't see any cherubs floating over your shoulder. Yes, that one.

[daddybolical]

One day, when innocently doing laundry by the river, this kid sensed the aura of a kind young man, and followed him home.

[sidequestqueen]

It depends on whether someone is going to look for you.

[daddybolical]

That bitch might. But I hear it'd be tough for her to come here.

[mai_waifu]

Just shorten it to "get lost".

[minetouse]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[mai_waifu]

Yeah, well, you didn't.

[minetouse]

I'll make a note of it next time, Tengu~.