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[oh_grossness]

Gentlemen, I like polls. Everyone likes polls, right! Yeah, of course they do, everyone does! Everyone likes them. They're fun to answer and they give the poller lots of important information. That's why I like them. I like having information. I like to know. Knowing is how you keep safe! I have to know, that's why I ask. I have to know.

Comments

[fistingheaven]

. . . I'm feeling some bias.

[oh_grossness]

No, no bias. Just the truth!

[fistingheaven]

I suppose it's a giveaway if I say I don't know what a 'Wutai' is?

[oh_grossness]

It's a village! My village! It needs a lot of help.

[papacapinyo]

Wha'the (*@&#^ is this?! Shit, I'm not gonna even bother!

[oh_grossness]

C'mon Barret. You're especially important.

[papacapinyo]

Jes' isn't gonna work this time, yo. There's no good answer.

[oh_grossness]

Why won't you just tell me the truth? We're friends, aren't we? Friends can be honest with each other!

[get_sometail]

Where's the "none of the above" option?

[oh_grossness]

Got rid of it! I really, really want people to be honest, y'know!

[get_sometail]

... Uh-huh.

[oh_grossness]

So Zi~dane~. How's it goin?

[goddamnbadman]

[...well I'm doing my best to ignore you anyway here]

[oh_grossness]

Nice outfit. You get a good defense boost in that?

[goddamnbadman]

For your information, there isn't any stronger armor in the universe.

[oh_grossness]

Wow, awesome! That's really good to know!

[jpegasus]

So you're assuming that all women are naturally your allies, then?

[oh_grossness]

Nnnnope. And if you're gonna be all pendantical with me about wording or something, don't bother. I don't care!

[jpegasus]

I just wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea! It seems like you're in potential danger of someone accusing you of being down on the mens.

[oh_grossness]

Yep, still don't care.