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[failingheaven]

[it's an idyllic day in Camp Fuck You Die, the sun is shining, the toucans are singing talking less raucously than usual, and all in all, it's a time to relax and unwind

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[fistingheaven]

[I was going to rudely wake you up, but now this seems more entertaining. . . and yet! Strangely disappointing. . . ]

[failingheaven]

[... it's been a long couple of days, okay.]

[fistingheaven]

[. . . disappointing. . .]

[failingheaven]

[and suddenly the tree branch squeezes just enough that in a whipcrack second--]

Restoration!

[poor tree.]

[oztensibly]

[shaking you gently]

Ahh... wake up please.

[failingheaven]

--eh? I'm sorry--

[foot. tree. foot! tree! THAT CANNOT BE GOOD.]

[oztensibly]

This is probably a good time for you to move.

[failingheaven]

Restoration!

[SWORD, MEET TREE. and after he looks a bit sheepish.]

Ah ... even the trees are moving? This place is still so strange ...

[robocalypse]

...

[jiiii]

[failingheaven]

[... zzz?]

[robocalypse]

[...what is the right course of action when someone is asleep ._.]

[failingheaven]

[it's okay, between Oz poking one up and the branch tippytoeing itself a little too far up my leg I'm going to wake up soon anyway.]

[thekingsgambit]

[Well, this is certainly familiar... Clearing throat loudly.]

I would advise you to select another tree.

[failingheaven]

--wah? [it's a sleepy blink, a look around, and--]

Restoration! [the sudden appearance of a sword and the brutal removing of a tree branch.]

Ah, sorry for the trouble. Thanks for the warning.

[thekingsgambit]

[That was special.]

[thekingsgambit]

Ah, I see it was not overly necessary.

[douchedoushi]

[JUST WATCHES]

[failingheaven]

[zzz ... up to the point where the branch shifts just a little too tightly and--]

Restoration!

[--the branch dies painfully via sudden sword. And the boy rubs his eyes.]

Ugh ...

[douchedoushi]

[well I hadn't expected that]

[failingheaven]

[--noticing you]

Uhm. Hello! I'm sorry, if I startled you.