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[sidequestqueen]

[There is a giant vending machine in the middle of Camp. Filled with all sorts of camp variety flavours: Tentacle juice, Fried Toucan chips, 'Really Safe' brand cookies *Safety not guaranteed, warnings apply.

There is also a girl who seems very excited over it's presence

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[nut_timesharing]

[staaaaaares]

Is that what it is?

[sidequestqueen]

Oh, yes. I have read about them before, and it matches the appearance perfectly.

[nut_timesharing]

How do they work?

[sidequestqueen]

Well, you make an offering of money, and in return for the sacrifice, it grants you an item.

[renovateyourass]

[buying some fried toucan chips]

[sidequestqueen]

How did you do that?

[renovateyourass]

Uh--i-it's just like any other machine. You just put the money in and push the button.

[sidequestqueen]

So it is the button that completes the ceremony... I see!

[Pouring out thousands of yen into her hand]

[haunted_pants]

What you gotta do is stick your hand in from the bottom until it gets stuck. Then when the fire department comes to get out you, you can get all the free stuff you want!

[sidequestqueen]

But I do not know how powerful the curses may be... I do not wish to die before I can try some of the goods.

[haunted_pants]

Then let me! I'm a Highlander!

[sidequestqueen]

Very well. Please, show me.

[un_familiar]

Freeze and curse?

*have another camper staring at it*

[sidequestqueen]

Oh, yes. Vending machines are well known for the cursing that results when one tries to trick it.

[un_familiar]

Maybe you'd better not try to trick it then.

[sidequestqueen]

Of course. I shall make a grand offering to appease it.

[divinefailure]

Oh! I've seen one of these before! They work like this --

[she picks up the vending machine one handed, shakes it a few times and then something falls out. Then she places it back on the ground, brushes it off and hands it to Elizabeth.]

[sidequestqueen]

Is that so. So a proof of strength is sometimes required... Thank you for showing me.

[Drinks the zombie juice 8D]

[divinefailure]

Well, not all of them are like this. Some of them, I need two hands!

[sidequestqueen]

One that requires an even greater showing of strength must have more superior goods. I will use this one, and then once I have fully mastered it, I will confront the next machine.