beware falling vampires!

[astalavampire]

[it's a perfectly peaceful spring evening at Camp Fuck You Die -- you've been here long enough, you know how those go. and so that low, whistling sound that's slowly getting louder should be no surprise at all, right? right!

even so, you might want to get out of the way before--

THUD

--before a Minion, a Methuselah, and her tiger all land in a heap

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[bawwwtic]

[would be happy to you, Meg, but just going to hide over here for a minute while waiting to see if the tiger is coming back. or maybe five minutes.

...

make that ten minutes]

[hades_mignon]

[I see you hiding over there]

[bawwwtic]

Is it gone yet it is gone right. T-tiger... so much worse than sheep...

[hades_mignon]

What, Venus? Meh, she's harmless. Mostly.

...Wait, sheep?

[bawwwtic]

It fit my head i-inside its mouth.

[hades_mignon]

And here I thought those suckers were vegetarian.

[bawwwtic]

I-I don't know if it wanted to eat me. It just... chomped.

[hades_mignon]

...Sounds like fun.

[bawwwtic]

O-oh, it was! T-the biting wasn't of course, b-but I was visiting my brother so um. It was fun o-overall.

[hades_mignon]

Well, hey, if you can point out silver linings, even better.

[bawwwtic]

... mm.

[hades_mignon]

Funny how you don't look convinced.

[bawwwtic]

It's not-- I mean-- um?

[hades_mignon]

C'mon, Ray, spit it out. Who am I gonna tell?

[bawwwtic]

N-nobody ah... um.

W-what is a silver lining?

[hades_mignon]

[chuckles]

That's just what you say when you're trying to find the good part of a bad situation. Every cloud has a silver lining except sometimes it's just a flash of lightning.