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[me_fuckyeah]

[in the mess hall today are four people. All staring at this. (nsfw)]

When I said "make a cake" I didn't mean that!

[Please, come stare at them too.]

(OOC; America, Kagura, Liet, and Watanuki will be flailing back at you about the penis cake, that is all. Eat the penis and get an effect, if you want! Annnd America is out for an indefinite period

Comments

[ghostduster]

I-I didn't mean to! It just came out!

[me_fuckyeah]

How does a cake just come out like that?

[ghostduster]

I was trying to make a regular cake! A-and I put it in the oven, and it ... just ...

[me_fuckyeah]

.........................

Then why'd you put "Happy Birthday Mom" on it?! England's birthday was forever ago.

[lietmeupinside]

[Alksjf;sdlkgdjwesldjfe!!1!]

It- it didn't look like that when we put it in!

[me_fuckyeah]

.... You mean it grew?!

[lietmeupinside]

But- but nothing's ever grown out of a cake I've made before!

[me_fuckyeah]

Lithuania, now you're just like England!

[I am very, very disappointed in you]

[soulbondage]

what what what what?!

[me_fuckyeah]

They're perverts, man. I thought they were above England!

[soulbondage]

Eh? England? Who's that?

[me_fuckyeah]

England's uh... Not around! I'll point him out when I see him next!

[cloakanddaikon]

'Mom'?

[ghostduster]

That was Alfred-san's idea.

[cloakanddaikon]

Alfred has a mother?

[ghostduster]

I ... think so? Theoretically.

[renovateyourass]

What the--!?

[ghostduster]

It's not my fault!

[renovateyourass]

Who made it?

[ghostduster]

W-we did.