ITP: Paintball

[hanatamago]

[if you happen to be near the IKEA today, you'll notice a table out front. On it are several paintball guns, as well as hundreds of pellets of various different colors. There's also various paintball gear nearby: goggles, gloves, and so forth. Finally, there's a sign that says, "If you want to play, get some gear and jump on in

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[my_kea]

[BEHIND A TREE]

1/2

[hanatamago]

[CONSIDERING THIS]

...

2/2

[hanatamago]

[he can snipe with paintballs too :D]

[my_kea]

[orz SNIPING BACK AT WHEN IT'S SAFE... and aiming for places that are well-covered with armor because w-waifu]

[bawwwtic]

[UNDER THAT TABLE because of course Ikea would somehow lock me out today]

.....

[hanatamago]

[poor Latvia 8( luckily Finland is nice]

Ah? Latvia, are you alright?

[bawwwtic]

I-I am fine, thank you... w-what is going on?

[hanatamago]

Just a little fun, that's all. DO you wan to play?

[youll_sea]

ALL RIGHT! Sealand aims for the world championship title!

[hanatamago]

[akdslfjldskf]

Sealand?! Why- but you're too young!

[youll_sea]

What are you talking about? Sealand is already a world sports champion.

[hanatamago]

But paintball is a little different.

[alwaysuserubber]

[JUST WALKIN' THROUGH]

[hanatamago]

[paintball'd?]

[alwaysuserubber]

[IT BOUNCES BACK AT YOU]

[hanatamago]

[OSHI- there is a scream from the rooftop of a nearby cabin]

[jyankenpwned]

[akfgjdlkfh I'm being shot at]

[ducking behind a tree]

[hanatamago]

[they splat against the tree :|b]

[jyankenpwned]

[gulps, cocks his gun]

[hanatamago]

[there's a trail of them moving closer now]