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[foodforthe]

[Today outside the mess hall there is a small collection of chairs and a table, set up under a banner reading:

WELCOME SOUL EATER
current weapon count in camp: 2

On the table there is cake. It looks like this, but is otherwise a pretty normal cake. There is also a teenage boy poking desolately at the cake with a fork and muttering to himself

Comments

[brokenclover]

What an interesting cake!

[foodforthe]

...You think so?

[brokenclover]

I do! It's very cute.

[foodforthe]

It's a little tacky if you ask me. No style.

[acesareloaded]

Soul.... soul....

[foodforthe]

Yes? Do I know you?

[acesareloaded]

PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.

[foodforthe]

...

You look like a normal human to me. You should be pretty safe.

[cantkiss]

All who could come up with?

[foodforthe]

I don't know! Whoever arranges things like this here.

[cantkiss]

I don't think anyone knows, actually.

[foodforthe]

Well, whoever they are, they need to learn some things about how to throw a party.

[adawningoath]

[...I haven't even noticed the cake or the teenager, I'm still staring in confusion at the banner.]

[foodforthe]

Problems?

[adawningoath]

Uh, no, not really. Just trying to figure out what that banner means.

[foodforthe]

[glancing back at the banner]

What's hard to understand about it?

[easytobeclever]

It's not bad for camp, actually.

[foodforthe]

Yeah? The standard must be pretty bad.

[easytobeclever]

That's an understatement. How's the cake?

[foodforthe]

[eats a bite]

...Very sweet. I could use something to drink.

[sets the cake down]