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[courage_found]

[Two boys are taking a stroll around camp this fine summer's day, and one over-enthusiastic touree is darting toward the lake. Meanwhile, his very unenthusiastic tour guide is keeping a safe distance.]

I still haven't gotten the chance to check this out yet. What do you think makes it green like that? And where's the fish? What sort of lake doesn

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[kindness_lost]

[you are dumb]

[courage_found]

It's all the way out there in the center. Snakes can't move that fast!

[kindness_lost]

That's not a snake - it's one of Marcy's tentacles.

[courage_found]

[What was that? I was just leaning over to get a better look.]

Who's Marcy again?

[follow_3_steps]

The lake monster will drown you.

[courage_found]

I was kinda hoping to get a quick look at her. I keep hearing about her, but I haven't seen her yet. Is there really a lake monster?

[follow_3_steps]

No, we're all making it up to mess with your mind. There's really mermaids in there.

[courage_found]

That's gotta be rough on their hair. Green looks a little weird.

[eggsplosive]

*there is now a pool cue being pointed at ken from a yard or so away* Hey, boring guy, lighten up! It's a pretty cool lake, and if he falls in, he'll just have to swim out!

And nice goggles, by the way.

[kindness_lost]

Would that be before or after Marcy crushed him to death?

[eggsplosive]

Before, obviously. And that's assuming he'd get crushed to death at all, maybe he'd just get flung at a building or something!

[kindness_lost]

So he'd just get radiation poisoning instead? Clearly, a desirable outcome.

[imustlickit]

[delicious lake water]

[kindness_lost]

...Excuse me, but I really don't think you should be drinking that water.

[imustlickit]

But it's good.

[kindness_lost]

No, it really isn't.

[haunted_pants]

Swimming contest!

[kindness_lost]

Please don't encourage him.

[haunted_pants]

Why? Because he's guaranteed to lose?

[kindness_lost]

No, because the lake is radioactive, and has a giant monster living inside of it.