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[moveurdeadfros]

*In this thread, there four, possibly more, naked people. Only they are not walking around, like average people

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[is_my_copilot]

[this is not the first time camp has stuck Canaan in a cage; it is, however, the first time camp has stuck Canaan naked in a cage!]

. . . hey. Who's a freak show?

[dontgotthetouch]

*IMAGINE THESE ARE NAKED ICONS, please.*

... Canaan? Is that you?

[is_my_copilot]

[ONLY IF YOU RETURN THE FAVOR]

. . . affirmative. I don't recognize you.

[dontgotthetouch]

*SIR YES SIR.*

It's me, Optimus! I know it sounds impossible but I swear on my manufacturing plant, that it's the truth!

[is_my_copilot]

. . . I see. It makes sense. Camp had to make you naked somehow, and I don't think exposed wiring is edgy enough for it.

[dontgotthetouch]

Exposed wiring... of course, Naked Day!

[is_my_copilot]

Precisely. I'm glad MOMO got out of here before today.

[dontgotthetouch]

... MOMO? A friend of yours? Quite a lucky one, if she got out before all... this.

[is_my_copilot]

Another Realian. Multiple Observative Mimetic Organicus, the prototype of the 100-series observation Realians. She's made to look like a young girl, and in the absence of her guardian, I was protecting her.

[dontgotthetouch]

*Oh dear, getting pinged in the loli-protection parts.*

... I suppose that would be one good thing, among a sea of other, much less good things...

*Can you tell just how nervous and downright weird he finds this whole organic body thing? Because oh boy, he so does.*

[is_my_copilot]

[you don't want to know how I read that at first]

[shrugs] It's one day. Everything goes back to business as usual tomorrow, if last year is anything to judge by. In the absence of anyone I feel an obligation to shield from undue scrutiny in these circumstances, my only real objection is that I don't care for being encapsulated.

[. . . yes, probably, as Canaan is an observation model as well, if not quite in the same manner as the aforementioned loli.]

[dontgotthetouch]

*I most likely do not, no.*

We're certainly on the same wavelength there.

*Well, I'm just gonna sit down here. Maybe twitch a little every now and then, and most likely scratch my skin and look very perturbed about it.* What is WITH this alloy...