ITP: The Hunger War

[lietmeupinside]

[In the fabled center of camp, there are two countries looking rather out of place. It might be the armor. It might be the cloaks. It might be the general BATTLE-READINESS.]

[Or it might be the figure behind that wall over there, hiding from them.]

I could have sworn he went this way.

((Poland, Lithuania, and Prussia are deaged. Come poke at

Comments

[asthecrow_flies]

[. . . yeah uh]

Toris?

[lietmeupinside]

[This would be a look sans recognition.]

...excuse me?

[asthecrow_flies]

What're you doing?

[lietmeupinside]

I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else.

[asthecrow_flies]

. . . no I don't. You're Toris - Lithuania.

[lietmeupinside]

Well. You're half right.

I'm Lithuania.

[asthecrow_flies]

. . .

Okay, what the hell is going on.

[lietmeupinside]

My partner and I are looking for our opponent.

You haven't happened to see the Teutonic Order pass this way, have you?

[asthecrow_flies]

. . . oh great.

Nope, haven't seen him. Uh. Why're you looking for him?

[lietmeupinside]

He broke into our house.

[asthecrow_flies]

. . . to do what?

[lietmeupinside]

Break windows, leave a mess- stir up trouble the way he always does.

[asthecrow_flies]

. . . so he's a troublemaker, huh.

[lietmeupinside]

He's terrible. I thought we'd seen the last of him for awhile four years ago- but he hasn't learned his lesson yet, apparently.

[asthecrow_flies]

[you have no idea how hard it is to keep a straight face right now]

Man, he sounds like a stubborn bastard!

[lietmeupinside]

He is. So this time, we're going to make sure he gets the message.