ITP: The Hunger War

[lietmeupinside]

[In the fabled center of camp, there are two countries looking rather out of place. It might be the armor. It might be the cloaks. It might be the general BATTLE-READINESS.]

[Or it might be the figure behind that wall over there, hiding from them.]

I could have sworn he went this way.

((Poland, Lithuania, and Prussia are deaged. Come poke at

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[dasschlechtende]

[THIS TEUTON IS STAYING RIGHT THE FUCK WHERE HE IS, OKAY]

[lietmeupinside]

[Good thing we're looking for you over this way at the moment, huh?]

[dasschlechtende]

[DEFINITELY. which is why I'm going to be sneaking over THIS way]

[lietmeupinside]

[Well, you're definitely not over here. Let's turn back your way. :D]

[dasschlechtende]

[LET'S NOT. FREEZING LIKE A FREEZING THING but gripping his sword tighter]

[lietmeupinside]

[Oh, come on. You couldn't have gone far. Looking, looking, looking. Maybe walking a bit closer, too~.]

[dasschlechtende]

[o-okay. NOT LETTING YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE. Jumping from his place with his sword held aloft]

Chasing me and chasing me--don't you idiots sleep?

[lietmeupinside]

[Wow, what- sword going up pretty well instantly, ready to block that if it comes any closer.]

Not until you've got it through your head- our house is not your playground.

[dasschlechtende]

It's through my head and my lands already! You know that damn well!

[lietmeupinside]

If you'd waited more than four years to try again, maybe I'd be more inclined to believe you.

[dasschlechtende]

Look, it wasn't all my idea, all right? I left!

[lietmeupinside]

After you broke Poland's things! And raided the pantry! And made a huge mess!

[dasschlechtende]

It wasn't that big! I wasn't there for long! You guys are making a huge deal out of something like this! And you say you want to teach me some damn lesson, but looks to me more like you're trying to kill me!

[lietmeupinside]

All we want is for you to keep out. Just leave me Klaipėda and keep your hands to yourself- if you could be reasonable every once in a while, it wouldn't have come to this!

[dasschlechtende]

I have been reasonable! What's unreasonable is that everyone keeps siding with you guys!

[lietmeupinside]

What's so unreasonable about that? I put an end to what you claimed was motivating you decades ago!