ITP-- TRADITION
[and over here, we have some nigh-indestructable zombies. . . in suits! They appear to be crying and blowing their noses into tissues. While their hands fall off. JUST OFF TO THE SIDE there are two campers at a podium]
This Mother's Day, there's a lot of awesome things we could say about our mothers. Includin' substitute ones! But even those deserve a lot of respect, and should always be kept in our memory. Colonel Roy Mustang was one of those!
He was brave, kind, a super awesome cook, and was pretty handy with fire. And blowing things up. He did that a lot. He was that guy you look at and go "Hey, he's a soldier! That's pretty darn cool. Do they always wear their uniforms, though? That has to be pretty awkward in the summer time and stuff. But at least it's a nice color!" And he was a colonel! Not a kernel. There's a big difference.
Anyway, he's done a lot for me and Excel since we've been here, and we've seen him come and go many times before. No matter where he is now, he'll still be Ma in our hearts.
So this day, we salute ya Colonel Roy Mustang, for being the awesome pretend mom we never knew we had. We'll never forget ya. And we hope you'll find room to hang up this awesome plaque.
[FIRES OFF SHOTGUNS \o/]
((DISTRACTED BY ZOMBIES will pick up tomorrow niiight))
This Mother's Day, there's a lot of awesome things we could say about our mothers. Includin' substitute ones! But even those deserve a lot of respect, and should always be kept in our memory. Colonel Roy Mustang was one of those!
He was brave, kind, a super awesome cook, and was pretty handy with fire. And blowing things up. He did that a lot. He was that guy you look at and go "Hey, he's a soldier! That's pretty darn cool. Do they always wear their uniforms, though? That has to be pretty awkward in the summer time and stuff. But at least it's a nice color!" And he was a colonel! Not a kernel. There's a big difference.
Anyway, he's done a lot for me and Excel since we've been here, and we've seen him come and go many times before. No matter where he is now, he'll still be Ma in our hearts.
So this day, we salute ya Colonel Roy Mustang, for being the awesome pretend mom we never knew we had. We'll never forget ya. And we hope you'll find room to hang up this awesome plaque.
[FIRES OFF SHOTGUNS \o/]
((DISTRACTED BY ZOMBIES will pick up tomorrow niiight))