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[cloakanddaikon]

It has been approximately 114 hours since the underground disturbance and the subsequent ripples of destruction in the labs. Our area is currently locked in ice to prevent further structural damage. Above ground, the situation has been little better - I am quite sure that the area's bulletin board has taken the brunt of these creatures' displeasure

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[thebackburner]

[SHOUTS FROM TREEHOUSE]

FUCKING ZOMBIES, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE UNDEAD AND INDESTRUCTIBLE

[cloakanddaikon]

Those are rather valid assumptions on which to base one's prowess, were they the type to do so.

[thebackburner]

Too bad they can't make it up here!

[cloakanddaikon]

Were you throwing furniture at them?

[rape_o_clock]

[ALSO from the treehouse]

Uh, I hate to make a fuss about it, but I seem to be missing a few things from my drawer. Quite a few number of... (sniffs the air)

Oh, nevermind. I seem to have found them.

[cloakanddaikon]

[From outside your window]

Would that be what is causing this particular odour?

[rape_o_clock]

I don't think they were supposed to be mixed in this manner.

Or be used in this large of a quantity.

[cloakanddaikon]

[Looks down]

In this case, the . . . girth of the objects affected is, presumably, much larger than usual.

[tasteslikeash]

[MEANWHILE, IN THE CAVE]

Fuck, do we have to stay in here when it smells like that shit?

[hitme_baby]

Is it giving anyone else a headache?

[tasteslikeash]

You've got one too?

[hitme_baby]

Yeah, I can feel it starting up. But what is that smell anyways?

[foxinthefire]

[up on the roof of the treehouse ... laughing]

[whythebirdsings]

Is that all you're going to do?

[foxinthefire]

Do you really need me to do anything else?

[whythebirdsings]

Oiling the tree would've been faster with you.

[dasschlechtende]

[MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE TREEHOUSE]

. . . okay, why do I smell like a fruit salad. I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THAT SHIT YET WHAT THE FUCK.

[asthecrow_flies]

[s-snickering]

[dasschlechtende]

IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU ASSHOLE

[asthecrow_flies]

OH BUT I THINK IT IS