[VERY BELATED INTRO]

[allmetoyou]

[As you've been scurrying around camp to resupply/save innocents/try to kill the nigh indestructible zombies for the heck of it, you may have noticed a person napping.

...or maybe he's been killed and doesn't look it.

Either way, what was he thinking to be outside at such a time?! Should you investigate, Y/N?]

((HAHAH okay I'm slowing down, my

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[shazam_wow]

Um, pardon me, sir...

[lordoverflowers]

Why are you talking to it.

[shazam_wow]

Well, he really shouldn't be out here. Should you be out here, as well?

[lordoverflowers]

The Great Myself goes wherever he pleases.

[shazam_wow]

Is that your superhero name? It seems a bit... Well, it's a little clunky.

[lordoverflowers]

...hah?

[shazam_wow]

Well, it's just that if other people say it, like: "Hey, look in the sky! It's the Great Myself", why, it gets a little confusing! Because they're not talking about themselves, they're talking about you, but it would be hard to tell.

[lordoverflowers]

...

Are you stupid?

[shazam_wow]

Why, no! That's a terrible thing to say!

[lordoverflowers]

*...very belatedly processes what you said ten minutes ago*

...

You think I'm a super hero?

[shazam_wow]

Well, although I have met people with very strange names here, I don't suspect that "The Great Myself" is your real name. And you did say you could go wherever you pleased, even though there are zombies all over, so I assumed that you could take care of yourself! But, you know what they say about assumptions...

[lordoverflowers]

What do they say?

[shazam_wow]

Um, well, basically they say that assumptions don't make anyone look good!

[lordoverflowers]

Who the hell is 'they'.

[shazam_wow]

Um. Everyone? People?

[lordoverflowers]

Idiot, I've never said that before. So obviously that's a lie.