[VERY BELATED INTRO]

[allmetoyou]

[As you've been scurrying around camp to resupply/save innocents/try to kill the nigh indestructible zombies for the heck of it, you may have noticed a person napping.

...or maybe he's been killed and doesn't look it.

Either way, what was he thinking to be outside at such a time?! Should you investigate, Y/N?]

((HAHAH okay I'm slowing down, my

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[eatsroadkill]

[keywords]

[allmetoyou]

[sleeeeeeeep]

[eatsroadkill]

[I'm going to land on the ground nearby and come investigate you hope you don't mind]

[allmetoyou]

[Oh of course not]

[eatsroadkill]

[allmetoyou]

[SUDDENLY:

[eatsroadkill]

[!!!]

[flaphops backwards]

[allmetoyou]

[wakes up at the commotion!

...takes the kitty.]

[eatsroadkill]

[..oh, you're alive]

[:(]

[allmetoyou]

[lol whoops?

Also looking at the bird (YOU) curiously.]

[eatsroadkill]

[:(]

[...is kind of just. standing a ways back and being disappointed :(]

[allmetoyou]

...one of Egypt's...?

[eatsroadkill]

[well up until the point where I got stuck in America but]

[there's probably another me still hanging about in Egypt, he probably has it better than I do]

[bastard]

[:(]

[allmetoyou]

Mn.

[eatsroadkill]

[you probably have one of me hanging around somewhere too, who knows]

[...ruffles feathers]

[is possibly starting to recognize you now, anyway]

[allmetoyou]

[lets not even start to talk about Zeus and his swans okay.]

[waits!]