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[crouchingmoron]

Hello, everyone~~! I know right now there are some... ah, scary things happening! And it's important we stay alert and on guard at all times. But I think it's also important that we keep out spirits up. And so to help everyone feel better, I found something that I think will help take everyone's minds off the zombies~~. For a few minutes, at least

Comments

[thispersnickety]

Well. That was refreshing and a complete change from the norm.

Or, you know, not.

[crouchingmoron]

I-I know...

[thispersnickety]

Don't sweat it. The computers have a terrible sense of humour which apparently doesn't abate because the zombie apocalypse has occurred.

[crouchingmoron]

I guess I should have believed people when they told me what the computers can do.

[thispersnickety]

I'm sure they've done worse than come up with Dawn of the Kittens.

[crouchingmoron]

Unless this traumatizes some poor young camper!

[thispersnickety]

... have you noticed what's going on outside? If that's not going to traumatise them, nothing will.

[crouchingmoron]

...that's true! I was hoping to take people's minds off of that, too, and now...

[thispersnickety]

Chill out. At least you've given people something new to talk about; zombie kittens are kind of adorable in comparison, don't you think?

[crouchingmoron]

It is fluffier than the zombies outside, I guess.

[thispersnickety]

Plus, if you really squint it looks like it might want to hug you.

[crouchingmoron]

I thought the same thing!

[thispersnickety]

See! There's always a silver lining.

[crouchingmoron]

I wish more people were like you, miss!

[thispersnickety]

It's Veronica, actually. And sometimes I wish that too, but then I would lose any and all chance of being a special and unique snowflake.

[crouchingmoron]

Haha, I guess you've got a point! It would still make people easier to talk to, though~~. And I'm Yogi! Nice to meet you, Veronica ♥!