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[crouchingmoron]

Hello, everyone~~! I know right now there are some... ah, scary things happening! And it's important we stay alert and on guard at all times. But I think it's also important that we keep out spirits up. And so to help everyone feel better, I found something that I think will help take everyone's minds off the zombies~~. For a few minutes, at least

Comments

[renovateyourass]

What the hell!?

[crouchingmoron]

I didn't do this, I swear!

[renovateyourass]

You can't just promise someone cute animals and then give them shit like that!

[crouchingmoron]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT WAS THE COMPUTER

[renovateyourass]

Dammit, those things are always screwin' up.

[crouchingmoron]

I-I didn't believe people at first... the computers really do things like this!

[renovateyourass]

This probably ain't even the worst thing.

[crouchingmoron]

Worse than zombie kittens?

[renovateyourass]

Well this is up there...

[crouchingmoron]

I've tried asking the computer nicely, and threatening it, and bribing it... nothing's working!

[renovateyourass]

Yeah, I dunno if anything'll work with 'em.

[crouchingmoron]

I could throw it into the volcano...

[renovateyourass]

I busted mine up, too. Ain't gonna change the picture though.

[crouchingmoron]

Then I guess I've learned my lesson.

[renovateyourass]

Yeah...it was a good idea though! Looking at cute things always makes me feel better, too.

[crouchingmoron]

I'm glad you understand, Kanji!