ITP: DELIVERY
[Have you recently found yourself barricaded in your cabin, unable to mingle and frolic outside? Are you stuck with the same people, forced to awkwardly share blankets and ration potato chip crumbs to keep from eating each other alive?
WELL, WORRY NO MORE. A ~*~special dinner delivery~*~ is on its way! That is, two boys (one chef, one pirate-turned-waiter) have kicked, punched, and headbutted their way to your door to give you -- yes, you! -- tonight's dinner.
Of course, that doesn't mean that you have to answer that incredibly loud knocking at your door, or that there's anything left of your meal beyond an empty shish kabob skewer.]
Oi! Anybody home?
This is a delivery from the shitty restaurant!
Delivery, delivery--!!
(( WE'RE BOTH SLOWING DOWN. let us know if you wanna pick up tomorrow! ))
WELL, WORRY NO MORE. A ~*~special dinner delivery~*~ is on its way! That is, two boys (one chef, one pirate-turned-waiter) have kicked, punched, and headbutted their way to your door to give you -- yes, you! -- tonight's dinner.
Of course, that doesn't mean that you have to answer that incredibly loud knocking at your door, or that there's anything left of your meal beyond an empty shish kabob skewer.]
Oi! Anybody home?
This is a delivery from the shitty restaurant!
Delivery, delivery--!!
(( WE'RE BOTH SLOWING DOWN. let us know if you wanna pick up tomorrow! ))