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[recreational]

[there are two Joshuas floating above camp watching what you're doing. the one with gray hair appears to almost be crossed-legged as he looks down at camp with a smirk on his lips. the other is blond with wings, and appears like he should be carrying something]

What an interesting situation! It's remarkable how much they rally together for such

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[thispersnickety]

[in midst of zombie tasering]

Not that it matters, but I swear this is never coming out of my clothes. Ever.

[iyaaalilbro]

It's amazing what a good hand with the laundry can do.

[thispersnickety]

[... looks up]

Oh, jeez. Are you serious? Biblical references? Ugh.

[iyaaalilbro]

[outright laughs, omg] Actually, my predecessors were in the Bible. And if you aren't interested in seeing if it's true, then you might want to keep your attention to your left.

[thispersnickety]

[brb grabbing approaching zombie by the hair and sticking the taser in its ear, which makes it back off]

You know, this is really not what this thing is for and it only really has an effect if I really grind it into its earhole. So you'll understand if I don't hang about too long to chat.

[iyaaalilbro]

Your choice. But I have to wonder how it works at all.

[thispersnickety]

I'm trying really hard not to think about that. Especially as it only has the effect of making them mildly disinterested as opposed to dead like other people manage.

[iyaaalilbro]

Well, they're all dead, if we want to get technical.

[thispersnickety]

I define "dead" as "not moving". And a word of advice? Don't get technical with someone who is feeling this homicidal.

[iyaaalilbro]

Oh? And are you going to do something about that?

[thispersnickety]

Not much I can do, really, is there?

[iyaaalilbro]

No, not really. But people don't recognize that, sometimes.

[thispersnickety]

Lots of people could profit from learning to pick their battles. I'm always very sure which ones I can win, and the irrelevant ones with the flying man I'm engaging in while fighting off gigantic zombies is probably one I shouldn't waste my time over.

[iyaaalilbro]

[soft chuckle]

That sounds about right. You could stand to pass your acerbic wisdom on to others. . . When you're not fighting off gigantic zombies as well. Unless you can manage both at once, then I will be impressed.

[thispersnickety]

Oh, I can be sarcastic while doing anything. Including playing the tuba.

[iyaaalilbro]

That's an incredible feat. I have to admit.