itp: and now for something a little short of sexy

[o_sarchasm]

[For spring, it's surprisingly cold tonight! Should you seek refuge in your cabin, or that stranger's cabin, or that hole in the ground over there, you will find one blanket and a someone. Maybe they're a snuggler. Maybe they bite. Maybe they're a gorilla!

Whatever your luck, there's no escaping the truth: It's blanketfic time.]

Comments

[pie_or_death]

[One Pie-Maker is over here looking VERY STANDOFFISH]

[coffinupmoney]

*that ain't nuthin to how I'm lookin'*

[pie_or_death]

I thought it was May.

[coffinupmoney]

Less talkin' and more gettin' the hell outta my space.

...

That had better be a rollin' pin on my hip, pie man.

[pie_or_death]

[Rather listlessly pulls out a rolling pin, shows it, and puts it to the side]

To be fair, I was here first.

[coffinupmoney]

...aw hell. You got that look.

[pie_or_death]

I don't know what you're talking about. I look like myself, because how could I look like anyone else, or have different looks when I'm all the same person? At least I think I'm the same person. But last time I checked I was me.

[coffinupmoney]

...

Out.

[pie_or_death]

What?

[coffinupmoney]

I know where this is goin'. You're gonna start in with the feelings soon.

[pie_or_death]

What if I am? What if I actually have something important to discuss with someone? Is that the worst thing to ever happen to you? Because as far as I remember it, you invited me into your world, not the other way around. So maybe if I'm in a situation where I'd want to talk to a friend, I'd actually expect one to be there.

[coffinupmoney]

...

You done went shootin' off your mouth when you shoulda been keepin' it shut. Didn't you.

[pie_or_death]

I didn't want her to get her hopes up too high...

[coffinupmoney]

What did you say? Santa Claus is really Uncle Cleo, that creepy guy that lives on the corner that everybody calls uncle but ain't really nobody's uncle?

[pie_or_death]

...There were these letters. From, uh, dead people. She got one, um, from her dad. But it couldn't have been from him. It was just this stupid place messing with people and I didn't want her to get her hopes up that he'd show up. Because he's not going to.

[coffinupmoney]

So now she's all sunshine and rainbows, wrapped in your big furry arms of protection.

...

Oh. Wait. SHE AIN'T.