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[botanbotanbotan]

[It's a beautiful morning in Camp Fuck you Die. Whatever your morning routine, there's a man running past you carrying some very full garbage bags. He appears totally focused on his task, as if the fate of the world might rest on it.]

Comments

[playboys_bunny]

Chores?

[botanbotanbotan]

This is no mere chore, it is part of my job.

[playboys_bunny]

You take it seriously.

[botanbotanbotan]

Of course. I have integrated it with my training routine. [jogging on the spot while he talks to you]

[tobethemiracle]

...okay.

[botanbotanbotan]

Yes?

[tobethemiracle]

Do we even have garbage collection?

[botanbotanbotan]

I was advised to place them near the barrier. In any case, it removes them from camp proper.

[top_of_failure]

[walking next to you]

That appears to be very heavy.

[botanbotanbotan]

It makes for more efficient training.

[top_of_failure]

Is this considered 'common' training?

[botanbotanbotan]

This is part of my daily routine.

[moreredcabbage]

If you carry them like that, you'll drop them.

[botanbotanbotan]

I will not drop them. This is one of my duties and I will carry it out properly.

[moreredcabbage]

Is that so. Echo can relate. Duties are meant to be carried exactly.

[botanbotanbotan]

What are your duties?

[nomencature]

Er ... do you need any help?

[botanbotanbotan]

Thank you for the offer, but I am fine.

[nomencature]

... well, if you're sure. They look heavy.

[botanbotanbotan]

They are. They provide bettter training this way.