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[myeyeonyou]

I'm pleased to announce that the Camp Fuck You Die branch of the Sakurazuka Veterinary Clinic is now open for business. I'm running wellness check-ups today, so feel free to stop in. The more I know about your pet now, the better I will be able to treat them in an emergency situation later. I'll also be available to answer any questions you may

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[emocalypse]

[…IN PERSON. watching from the sidelines]

[myeyeonyou]

[ignoring you, as he continues to ready the exam room]

[emocalypse]

You actually plan to treat them?

[myeyeonyou]

Treating them is more interesting than doing nothing.

[plzdontoustme]

You have treats?

[myeyeonyou]

For some animals. If I had to guess, I'd say that you're looking for puppy treats.

[plzdontoustme]

Mm, I like puppies!

[myeyeonyou]

What were you planning to use the treats for?

[master_of_mon]

A veteran clinic?

[myeyeonyou]

It can also be called an animal hospital, if you prefer.

[master_of_mon]

--oh, one of those! You'll treat any animal, right? Not just pets?

[myeyeonyou]

Any animal that needs my help.

[dancemecanique]

Sooo you're a pet doctor?

[myeyeonyou]

Well, that is one way to put it.

[dancemecanique]

So do you just help animals you know about?

[myeyeonyou]

I help any animal that requires it, as long as it is brought to my attention.

[cant_touch_this]

Come on Digby, it's just a precautionary visit! Nothing's going to happen to you, I promise!

[play_dead]

[whiiine whiiiiiiiine this place doesn't smell good D:]

[myeyeonyou]

Welcome to my clinic. Are we here for a check-up?

[cant_touch_this]

That we are! Digby's always been a very healthy dog, but I thought it couldn't hurt to bring him in for an appointment anyway! I'm not sure he agrees with my reasoning though.