ITP: static.

[stayinthecar]

[There's a strange sound buzzing in your ears... static, to those familiar with televisions and radios. Any electronics in the vicinity have turned on, and are broadcasting nothing but static. Your music isn't playing, your tv isn't working, your laptop screen has been reduced to fuzz. You turn it off, only to find that there's also an echo of the

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[cognitagonist]

[. . . what is my computer doing ): Pushes a few keys with a frown.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[shhhhccccchhhhhhh]

[cognitagonist]

[. . . turns it off.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[you get about five minutes of silence and then...]

[thecarisboring]

...okay, this can't be good.

((SOB work blocks IRC and I'm stuck here waiting from a decision from above but if you see this, I definitely want to interact!))

[stayinthecar]

[walking static! chhhhhhhhsssshhhh...]

[opens his mouth to speak and the static just gets louder. ro, help. ;;]

[thecarisboring]

[going outside to investigate. probably in the courtyard of the inn, looking around]

[hey, it's getting louder. heading in the direction of the sound]

[stayinthecar]

[walking in the direction of you!]

[eternalsamba]

. . . how odd.

[Doesn't bother to do anything with the laptop, just lets it static away.]

[a_holy_oak]

[passes by, blinking at the laptop] --Is it supposed to do that?

[eternalsamba]

No, it isn't.

[a_holy_oak]

Do you know what caused it?

[anenduringoath]

[standard procedure when faced with computers: keyboard smash!11]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[it is ineffective]

[anenduringoath]

[HITS THE BUTTONS ANYWAY!]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[you might not be able to hear it over your mashing... but there is a voice. it is unintelligible but familiar. like a friend calling you through a wall of water.]

[healingcock]

What the hell is this? Come on...

[cognitagonist]

Computer trouble?

[healingcock]

Like it's any of your business.

[has resorted to hitting the laptop]

[cognitagonist]

I'm just trying to be helpful.