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[alwaysuserubber]

[It's the beginning of a cloudy, chilly day in Camp Fuck You Die. Despite the slight drizzle, a camper with a huge hiking backpack is marching his way through camp, singing as he goes.]

Second verse! The campers to the north have really bad eyes~ Their heads get full and spin, and they're all idiots! ♪

(( MORNING IN THE LIFE post, open all day!

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[so_sew_me]

*outside the mess hall... she has some scraps of cloth on the side and is doing some stitching*

[alwaysuserubber]

Food--!!

[so_sew_me]

Oh, hi Luffy. Are you hungry?

*LIKE THAT REALLY NEEDS TO BE ASKED*

[alwaysuserubber]

Starving! Ah, wait, I still have that meat...!

[setting the backpack down on the ground with a THUD and digging around in it]

[so_sew_me]

*gets the feeling this is a common thing for you*

Are you sure that's safe to eat still?

[alwaysuserubber]

[C|8D]

Mmfff?

[so_sew_me]

Oh, don't worry about it.

Oh hey, I have those clothes you wanted me to stitch up for you. They're just inside.

[alwaysuserubber]

What clothes?

[so_sew_me]

You know? The clothes that you put next to me while I was sleeping..?

*well, really they just appeared but she kinda assumed...*

[alwaysuserubber]

I did? When was that?

[so_sew_me]

A few days ago..?

[alwaysuserubber]

I wasn't here.

1/2

[so_sew_me]

But but--

[so_sew_me]

*goes into the mess hall and comes out with a pair of pants and vest that look strikingly like yours, except perfectly hemmed*

These are yours, right?

[alwaysuserubber]

...But I'm wearing mine.

[so_sew_me]

But--but--but--!!

*has nothing*