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[crouchingmoron]

[today, wherever you are, a person in an odd costume is wandering up to you]

Hello there~~. Welcome to the festival! Would you like some candy~~?

((Standard intro warnings ETA: And I'm done for the night! Feel free to keep commenting, I'll pick up tomorrow baaack))

Comments

[renovateyourass]

Huh? What festival?

[crouchingmoron]

The festival Circus is putting on!

[renovateyourass]

I didn't know we got a circus.

[crouchingmoron]

A part of Circus! And you didn't? Strange!

[renovateyourass]

Guess I coulda just never hearda it before.

[crouchingmoron]

But we're kind of a big deal... Oh well, now you know! So you can still enjoy the fun!

[renovateyourass]

What kinda stuff's at the circus anyway?

[crouchingmoron]

All kinds of things ♥! We have acrobats and tight-rope walkers and animals and all kinds of things!

[renovateyourass]

Sounds like fun. Uh...where's it at?

[crouchingmoron]

Over there! [points! ...at nothing!]

--no, sorry, my mistake! It's obviously over there! [points! ...nothing]

...huh... [glances around]

[renovateyourass]

...Uh.

[crouchingmoron]

B-But it was just over there! And-- okay, okay!

[and costume head comes off]

[crouchingmoron]

--no, I still don't see it...

[renovateyourass]

You just got here, huh?

[crouchingmoron]

Well, I just got to this part of town a few minutes ago!

[renovateyourass]

Sorry, but...this ain't a town. 'S called Camp Fuck You Die. It probably ain't even the same world you're from.