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[crouchingmoron]

[today, wherever you are, a person in an odd costume is wandering up to you]

Hello there~~. Welcome to the festival! Would you like some candy~~?

((Standard intro warnings ETA: And I'm done for the night! Feel free to keep commenting, I'll pick up tomorrow baaack))

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[wingsinthedust]

*tilts head and nods because this is the face of someone who takes candy from strangers all the time*

What festival?

[crouchingmoron]

[hands over a lollipop]

The festival Circus is putting on today, of course!

[wingsinthedust]

*takes the lollipop*

A circus?

[crouchingmoron]

No, Circus! The defense force, you know?

[wingsinthedust]

I did not know circuses were meant to defend, but entertain. That is why others run away to see it...

[crouchingmoron]

That's what's so great about Circus! We entertain and defend~~.

[wingsinthedust]

So you have two acts at once?

[crouchingmoron]

No, only one! We only entertain after we've defended.

[wingsinthedust]

So entertainment is the epilogue...

[crouchingmoron]

Yes! It's a thank-you present, for letting us use your town for the investigations~~.

[wingsinthedust]

Thank you...?

But if you were curious, that is not the same as giving out candy. In fact, Fakir says that I should not be so inquisitive or take candy especially if it is from curious people.

[crouchingmoron]

I'm not a curious person, though! I'm from Circus, so there's no way my candy would be suspicious at all!

[wingsinthedust]

But you said there were invesitgations. Why would you not look for something if you did not wonder about it?

[crouchingmoron]

Oh, that kind of curious! We're that kind of curious, definitely!

[wingsinthedust]

Was there another curious?

[crouchingmoron]

Slightly shady! But this isn't something to talk about now~~. Now you should go enjoy the show!