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[arrivedtoclimax]

[if you are anywhere at all near the edge of the forest you are likely to notice the very conspicuous red oni thing jumping out of it, sword in hand]

FROM START TO FINISH, I'M AT A CLIMAX! COME AND GET ME YOU ZOMBIE BAS--

Eh? EH!? Where the hell am I?!

[you might also notice a boy standing off to the side of the commotion. he's looking...

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[bakibakibaki]

Eeeh? Boyfriend-chan's monster?

[arrivedtoclimax]

Who the hell his 'boyfriend-chan'? And who are you calling 'monster'?

[bakibakibaki]

Ryoutarou, of course~ And you're his monster. From on his train~

[arrivedtoclimax]

Ryoutarou isn't 'boyfriend-chan'! Who the hell are you?

[bakibakibaki]

Kurenai Otoya, of course~

[arrivedtoclimax]

No one knows who you are! There's no 'of course' about it!

[bakibakibaki]

Aaah, just because monster-chan doesn't know me doesn't make me unknown.

[arrivedtoclimax]

Yeah it does! And my name isn't moster. It's Momotaros! Get it right!

[bakibakibaki]

Not really~ Momotaros, eh? All right.

[arrivedtoclimax]

That's right. No more of that 'monster' crap!

[garugarugarulu]

*picking up from behind*

O....to...ya.....!!

[bakibakibaki]

Oiiiiiiiiiii. Ow ow ow! Puppy-channnnnnnnnnn~

[garugarugarulu]

You had something to do with this.

[bakibakibaki]

Ow ow! Something to do with what?

[garugarugarulu]

You haven't seen it?

[bakibakibaki]

Obviously not.