intro post

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[In the middle of camp, you will find one lost fellow in military uniform. He appears to be studying a map, which you'll notice is upside down if you get closer. Every now and then, this guy takes a few steps in one direction before stopping and looking at his map again

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1/?

[dancemecanique]

[meanwhile, some of us are taking our fuzzy blob for a walk]

Seriously Gulliver, you've gotta work off all those pies you've been--

[dancemecanique]

[...wait]

Re: 1/?

[dancemecanique]

[....]

[dancemecanique]

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k done

[dancemecanique]

[PUNCH]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU IDIOT?!

1/?

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Anemo--

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3/3

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...Anemone, what are you doing here?

[dancemecanique]

What kind of question is that? They sent me here ages ago and I've been stuck in this stupid place ever since! You should know that!

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But I just saw you yesterday! You couldn't have been here that long.

[dancemecanique]

Oh yeah? I've been here two and half years!

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Two and a half years? That can't be right.

...Anemone, are you feeling alright? Do you need your medicine?

[dancemecanique]

No, because I'm totally fine! And it's completely true, camp messes with time! At least I know I haven't missed anything...

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So long as you are...

Um, how have you been doing these last... few years? Has the camp been treating you well?

[dancemecanique]

No way! Sugar is banned here, Dominic! Banned!

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Banned?

I could try asking them to make an exception for you. Maybe if the Colonel wrote a letter or something...