ITP: ART IMITATES LIFE

[alwaysuserubber]

[Just outside camp proper, there is a strange glowing stone. SOMETHING TELLS YOU THAT TOUCHING IT WOULD BE A VERY BAD IDEA.

Possibly more interesting than the stone, however, are the three pirates and one jerk who have gathered to stare at it.]

A mystery boulder!!

(( If you touch the stone, you get poofed to SOMEWHERE RANDOM within camp. And

Comments

[o_sarchasm]

It's just a rock.

[alwaysuserubber]

BOULDER!

[wesssssssssssst]

I think it's too small to be a boulder. But keep trying, rock! I hope that one day you will be as great and mighty as the mountains.

[alwaysuserubber]

They can grow?!

[o_sarchasm]

No! No, they can't!

[myarrrrm]

...

[alwaysuserubber]

Ah. What do you think?

[o_sarchasm]

Why are you asking him!?